"Dirty Tats." The Game. The Tragedy.
06:39 PM
Yesterday was the US launch of the racing game Dirt 2, and what better way to promote virtual off-road rallies than, ya know, a Flash app that lets you tattoo some woman's breasts. The app is called "Dirty Tats." And that's not even the worst part.

The obviously sex starved Codemasters who created the tattoo game know how to do creepy well, albeit unintentionally. After the intro of loud and just plain bad pop-metal, you're treated to gooey come-ons from a voluptuous vixen who purrs "I like the personal touch," or "Looks like you have some hidden talents." My special talent was not vomiting while trying to get the words "misogyny" across her chest via the Lettering tool.

And like all bad tattoo Flash games, there are the bad tattoo flash stencils that you can stick on her, like the Tribal fish and Kanji for "why am I wasted my time."

Once you've wasted that time, you get to share your tattooed boob image
by downloading it as a wallpaper or sharing it via Facebook or Flickr. But is that kind of productivity something you'd like the world to know?

Oh, did I mention the boobs move and throb? That was the best part.

Bottom line: if you regularly enjoy eating Cheez Whiz from the can and have a Microsoft logo tattooed on you, you'll love Dirty Tats.


Gods between this and the Sons of Anarchy disaster yesterday I really think I may just vomit.

You could just get over it, you know, instead of helping them promote it.

I bet the thing got 250 hits. 150 of which were women looking for a reason to be pissed.

This is creepy and disturbing.
Who in charge could have possibly sanctioned this?

I guess bad publicity is good publicity.

Just remember: there is a voice-actor out there who had to go into a booth and record those lines of "dialogue."

k'know i was only mildly disturbed by this...
then i read about how the boobs " move and throb".
now thats gross.

you gotta read the Boing Boing comments. Priceless:

Some people think that I have something against tattooed boobies. hehehehehe.

No I have a problem with using tattoos and stereotypes to sell shit.

Kiss my tramp stamp!

I've been tattooed by some of the world's best artists, but I enjoyed it as a bit of throwaway fun. Remove that stick from your arse!

I've been insulted by the best trolls in the world but never before have they told me to take something OUT of my arse!

You can only tattoo the boobs?

I'm 19 years old and I've been thinking to get a tattoo for the past few years. What's a good place to get a tattoo that isn't TOO painful and won't interfere with getting a job in the future?

lol its a great tattoo.Specially I like how the skull made.Cause he match the skull on the perfect place and its just a classy touch for sure.

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